10.23.2010

an open letter to the universe

Dear Future Employer,

I look forward to the day when I am not constantly writing/editing/polishing/tweaking cover letters and resumes. Especially these past two weeks I feel as though that is all I have been doing. I am tired of trying to sell myself. Please just hire me. I'm awesome. I am a hard worker, I'm diligent. I can multi-task. I know how to answer a phone in a professional manner. I know how to write a letter, hence the tens of letters I've written over the past few weeks. I can use a computer- well. I can play around in PowerPoint. I can use Word and Excel. I can send an email. I can send mail. Really... being an administrative assistant isn't that difficult. So please, just give me a job in the area I want so I can no longer think about this whole process. I will do my very best to impress you beyond belief because I do not want to go through this process for quite some time.

Sincerely,
Awesome Woman Applying to Jobs

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